Puns And Jokes!

    These jokes are so cheesy it’s not even punny. Tell them to your friends and they probably still won’t think you’re funny. Here they are anyway.


My leaf blower stopped working. It just sucks.

I went to see the liberty bell yesterday. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

There was a kidnapping at school the other day. Don’t worry though, he woke up.

Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I had 2000 pounds of Chinese soup. It was won ton.

I couldn’t remember how to use a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.

I tried to escape the Apple store, but I couldn’t because there were no windows.

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago. I haven’t looked back since.

One bird can’t make a pun, but toucan!

I finally got around to watching back to the future. It’s about time.

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

The guy who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Thank you so much for reading, and see you soon!